E is for Easter
P is for pie I ate much
"Help me!  Ahm dyin'!"

H for LOTS of ham
On my kitchen floor I lay
Pull my fanger please

Warnings tornado
Major suckage for egg hunt
Ah, ain't that a bitch

Tongue firmly in cheek
Thinking with eyes that are squint
I will have more pie

I'm a poet...y'all jest didn't know it.  Hope your Easter was a good un.